by Jake Jacobs
10 September 2009
Be warned, I am not so much writing this as thinking out loud while typing. I will ramble, digress, vacillate, equivocate. I will contradict myself, and worse, agree with myself. I will wade into a Rice paddy, and a few paragraphs later climb out of the pool by way of the corner pocket. And to start … Well, to start you need to think of what Ewan McGregor dived into in Trainspotting. Too obscure? Then what about the similar swim taken by Ayush Mahesh Khedekar in Slumdog Millionaire? No help? Think baby's diaper. To be more exact, what one word answer would the Bear give if asked what he did in the woods? You see I am not sure of GammonVillage's editorial policy, so to avoid offense I tiptoe delicately around the subject, exactly the way I would tiptoe around it while walking through a corral.
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