by Jake Jacobs
10 January 2011
I know you are all groggy from Christmas grog, and New Year's Eve has left you uneven, so while you are in a weakened state I'll hit you with a pop quiz. Perhaps this will inspire a New Year's resolution: never take quizzes while you've been drinking. I had hoped that as you were reading this I would be in sunny Thailand continuing my unbroken attendance streak at the Thai Open. It was scheduled to be held at a five-star resort this year over the three-day midweek period January 10th through 12th. Alas, it wasn't to be. By the time the new schedule over New Year's weekend was finalized I had invited a patio of partygoers (a "patio of partygoers" is like a "flock of seagulls," a "pod of whales," or a "gaggle of geese," only partygoers drink and cluck more). While others are warming up their dice in Thailand I will be grilling steaks in Singapore.
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